I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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