have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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