I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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