I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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