i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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