Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just want to make out with him forever
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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