We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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