I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
even my farts smell like vagina
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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