My liver just broke up with me...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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