I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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