If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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