yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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