Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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