I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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