I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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