The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Nobody cheats on THIS.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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