Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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