Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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