The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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