quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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