Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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