O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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