I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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