he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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