im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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