So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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