So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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