that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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