Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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