let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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