GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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