Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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