So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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