So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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