you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I have fence marks all over my body
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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