On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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