Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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