Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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