Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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