we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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