He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize