Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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