He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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