After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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