I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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