I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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