don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
As shirtless as possible
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I'm really busy with my period
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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