with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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