I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i just google imaged poop.
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is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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