he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
