Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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