Dual....:-)
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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