Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.