Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(815): View more from Illinois

It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.

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(210): View more from Texas

Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation

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(559): View more from California

Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.

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(928): View more from Arizona

I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out

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(317): View more from Indiana

sex in a tree stand. check.

(765): View more from Indiana

you lucky bastard

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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro

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