My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.