What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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