Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
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At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick