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• (443): View more from Maryland

  sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?

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• (631): View more from New York

  I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.

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• (310): View more from California

  I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.

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