do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though