dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!