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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  seriously i just wanna be friends

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  pass

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (209): View more from California

  You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday

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• (360): View more from Washington

  i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs

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  hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.

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• (716): View more from New York

  You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.

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  Pride claims another victim

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit

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  I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven

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