I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
In other news, I just burned my penis
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
